[LRUG] Meeting details for October

[brendan murphy]

Or fighting off nodecopters…...



On 20 Sep 2013, at 14:59, Roland Swingler <roland.swingler at gmail.com> wrote:

> You didn't mention the pub afterwards! Is this because we'll be too busy searching for tins of spam and a shotgun to survive the days ahead to worry about having a sociable beer + chat...?
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> R
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> On Fri, Sep 20, 2013 at 2:45 PM, Murray Steele <murray.steele at gmail.com> wrote:
> Hi all,
> 
> I write to you with terrible news.  
> 
> Scientists have observed a massive asteroid on collision course with London.  They have called it "The October LRUG meeting" and predict that it will come crashing down to earth on Monday 14th October at 6:30pm.  It'll land almost exactly on top of the Skills Matter office on Goswell Road in London.
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> Those of us (un)lucky enough to survive the immediate collision need to be prepared for the two major after-effects of the impact:
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> The first after-effect, known in asteroidology circles as the "Drew Neil", will result in huge clouds of "Modelling state machines with Ragel" dust, so do ready your breathing appartus!
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> The second after-effect, "Olly Legg", will cause the ejecta thrown up by the impact to land in the "Enumerators in Ruby" pattern.  Appropriate headwear should be sought out.
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> You can find out more about what these catastrophic impact after-effects mean for you by reading this LRUG-issued "surviving collision" pamphlet: http://lrug.org/meetings/2013/09/16/october-2013-meeting/
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> Personal safety will be greatly increased if you register with Skills Matter for a protective LRUG Attendance Badge (to be collected moments before impact): http://skillsmatter.com/event-details/home/lrug-october-2013-meeting
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> Finally, it may be of some use to let your loved ones know about your potential obliteration via http://lanyrd.com/2013/lrug-october/
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> Prepare yourselves!
> 
> --
> Murray Steele
> LRUG Director of Asteroid Impact Readiness
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