<div dir="ltr">Big up HowAreYou for this clever trick.<div>For once I'll be there for the talks, not just the pub.</div></div><div class="gmail_extra"><br><br><div class="gmail_quote">On 1 October 2013 17:19, Murray Steele <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:murray.steele@gmail.com" target="_blank">murray.steele@gmail.com</a>></span> wrote:<br>
<blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex"><div dir="ltr">IMPORTANT UPDATE!<div><br></div><div>The folk at How Are You (<a href="http://www.howareyou.com/" target="_blank">http://www.howareyou.com/</a>) are kindly providing some emergency liquid sustenance during this dark time. You'll be able to get it at the Skills Matter office after you collect your LRUG Attendance Badge and it'll be available until it runs out, or you are crushed to death by the impact. Whichever comes sooner.</div>
<div><br></div><div>Thanks How Are You?.</div></div><div class="HOEnZb"><div class="h5"><div class="gmail_extra"><br><br><div class="gmail_quote">On 20 September 2013 14:45, Murray Steele <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:murray.steele@gmail.com" target="_blank">murray.steele@gmail.com</a>></span> wrote:<br>
<blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex"><div dir="ltr">Hi all,<div><br></div><div>I write to you with terrible news. <br><div><br></div><div>Scientists have observed a massive asteroid on collision course with London. They have called it "The October LRUG meeting" and predict that it will come crashing down to earth on Monday 14th October at 6:30pm. It'll land almost exactly on top of the Skills Matter office on Goswell Road in London.</div>
<div><br></div><div>Those of us (un)lucky enough to survive the immediate collision need to be prepared for the two major after-effects of the impact:</div><div><br></div><div>The first after-effect, known in asteroidology circles as the "Drew Neil", will result in huge clouds of "Modelling state machines with Ragel" dust, so do ready your breathing appartus!</div>
<div><br></div><div>The second after-effect, "Olly Legg", will cause the ejecta thrown up by the impact to land in the "Enumerators in Ruby" pattern. Appropriate headwear should be sought out.</div>
<div><br></div><div>You can find out more about what these catastrophic impact after-effects mean for you by reading this LRUG-issued "surviving collision" pamphlet: <a href="http://lrug.org/meetings/2013/09/16/october-2013-meeting/" target="_blank">http://lrug.org/meetings/2013/09/16/october-2013-meeting/</a><br>
</div><div><br></div><div>Personal safety will be greatly increased if you register with Skills Matter for a protective LRUG Attendance Badge (to be collected moments before impact): <a href="http://skillsmatter.com/event-details/home/lrug-october-2013-meeting" target="_blank">http://skillsmatter.com/event-details/home/lrug-october-2013-meeting</a></div>
<div><br></div><div>Finally, it may be of some use to let your loved ones know about your potential obliteration via <a href="http://lanyrd.com/2013/lrug-october/" target="_blank">http://lanyrd.com/2013/lrug-october/</a></div>
<div><br></div><div>Prepare yourselves!</div><div><br></div><div>--</div><div>Murray Steele</div><div>LRUG Director of Asteroid Impact Readiness</div></div></div>
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