[LRUG] Meeting details for October

[Murray Steele]

IMPORTANT UPDATE!

The folk at How Are You (http://www.howareyou.com/) are kindly providing
some emergency liquid sustenance during this dark time.  You'll be able to
get it at the Skills Matter office after you collect your LRUG Attendance
Badge and it'll be available until it runs out, or you are crushed to death
by the impact.  Whichever comes sooner.

Thanks How Are You?.


On 20 September 2013 14:45, Murray Steele <murray.steele at gmail.com> wrote:

> Hi all,
>
> I write to you with terrible news.
>
> Scientists have observed a massive asteroid on collision course with
> London.  They have called it "The October LRUG meeting" and predict that it
> will come crashing down to earth on Monday 14th October at 6:30pm.  It'll
> land almost exactly on top of the Skills Matter office on Goswell Road in
> London.
>
> Those of us (un)lucky enough to survive the immediate collision need to be
> prepared for the two major after-effects of the impact:
>
> The first after-effect, known in asteroidology circles as the "Drew Neil",
> will result in huge clouds of "Modelling state machines with Ragel" dust,
> so do ready your breathing appartus!
>
> The second after-effect, "Olly Legg", will cause the ejecta thrown up by
> the impact to land in the "Enumerators in Ruby" pattern.  Appropriate
> headwear should be sought out.
>
> You can find out more about what these catastrophic impact after-effects
> mean for you by reading this LRUG-issued "surviving collision" pamphlet:
> http://lrug.org/meetings/2013/09/16/october-2013-meeting/
>
> Personal safety will be greatly increased if you register with Skills
> Matter for a protective LRUG Attendance Badge (to be collected moments
> before impact):
> http://skillsmatter.com/event-details/home/lrug-october-2013-meeting
>
> Finally, it may be of some use to let your loved ones know about your
> potential obliteration via http://lanyrd.com/2013/lrug-october/
>
> Prepare yourselves!
>
> --
> Murray Steele
> LRUG Director of Asteroid Impact Readiness
>
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